Break Away II

When looking at a feature on Google Trends, occasionally there may be a search that is popular and could mean many things. On Thursday, April 8, in the morning, “rush” appeared on the list and is taken in many ways. A Canadian prog-rock group announced their tour first of all among other things that are similarly important. You might even be able to get some instant cash to buy some tickets.

Working Men

The only Rush worth discussing in my mind is the super group from the Great White North. While on the road, which they will be leaving for soon, they will perform the whole moving pictures album. They will hit numerous spots in Canada and the U.S. The big news is that the NY state residents should be pretty lucky since they intend on hitting the New York State Fair. The state fair where I live only attracts washed up rock bands from the ’70s and ’80s (and none of the cool ones), and washed up or obscure country bands. However, back to the point – Rush will be performing Moving Pictures in its entirety, following a trend of recent years. Bruce Springsteen played the whole Asbury Park album live, Megadeth is playing the whole Rust in Peace album live, and so on. Yes, Moving Pictures is the album with Tom Sawyer and Limelight. Basically it is worth getting a cash advance to have the opportunity of seeing this show perform. (Rush tour dates here.)

Today’s Tom Fool and Xana-juice

No news about Rush Limbaugh. Which is a welcome relief. Other news that comes up when searching Rush is a juice company that is trying to sell stock on the stock exchange, Apple Rush. This company sells mostly apple and apple blends while also selling sparkling orange juice, and is doing really well. Although that may sound delicious (and I could use some about now) the term Rush was probably on Trends mostly because of the Band Rush and their new tour. I’d love to see them in action; I wish they were coming to my area.

Songwriting is one of those very ethereal, hard-to-explain phenomenons. All I know is that it sure feels good. I just wrote a blues tune the other day about an experience I had on Arizona Interstate Highway 17. I got one of those maddening photo radar tickets. You may already know how that feels. You don’t even realize you’re busted until the $181 ticket shows up in the mail with a picture of your vehicle and your mug in the driver’s seat. God, so infuriating!

However, the silver lining to it all is that this song poured out of me. It happened quickly, as if by Divine Intervention, and “Photo Radar Love” was born. I wrote it in 2 days, recorded it on my handy-dandy Canon Powershot video camera, and immediately uploaded it to YouTube (which means it automatically gets picked up by iLike (a MySpace video property), Google Reader, Twitter and Facebook. Talk about instant gratification!

Here are the lyrics:

PHOTO RADAR LOVE
by Grant Brad Gerver, 12-11-2009

I know I’m being watched, the Man’s a robot on the road
Better watch your speed, and roll with the flow
Going 5 over the limit, but no more than that
If you get careless, a photo stabs you right in the back

Heading down to Phoenix on I-17,
An innocent trip if you know what I mean
Goin’ to see Lynny at Sierra Agency
My foot got the best of me and I proceeded to speed

Photo Radar Love
Photo Radar Love
You’re gonna get caught

Got my baby with me, we throw caution to the wind
We’re gettin’ real close and it ends up skin to skin
Next thing I know, a flash of light crashes through
Snapped me bein’ naughty, what the hell can I do

The speed signs keep a’ changin’ so you better watch your step
Got to slow it down, cuz a photo’s comin’ next
Should I wear a mask, or use binoculars
I try to go the limit, but I tell you I am cursed

Photo Radar Love
Photo Radar Love
You’re gonna get caught

Round the next bend, with no more notice than a sign
Photo radar perches to nail my behind
Didn’t see it comin’ like I wished I would
No way to avert the coming photographic flood

I am law abiding, least I’m on the the right track
But boy it caught me good, red-handed to the max
Breaking the law just ain’t my thing
Now I’m a vehicular criminal caught in a sting

Photo Radar Love
Photo Radar Love
You’re gonna get caught

It’s highway robbery and a state-wide scam
You do your best to comply but one false move, then WHAM!
Cruise control is no sure bet, it can’t read signs
Just when you feel secure, you hit the radar land mine

The State thinks it’s hit the profit pot of gold
The citizens are sitting ducks along the road
I hope some State officials get their pictures taken too
See how they like it when one-eighty-one ($181) comes due

Photo Radar Love
Photo Radar Love
You’re gonna get caught

While I’ve been writing songs for many years, how they come about will always be a mystery to me. You could call songwriting a happy accident, or magic, or some other flaky term, but I try not to question or explain it much. It really just happens. I accept any song that comes my way, and most of all, I am very grateful for the gift that has been given me.

I admit to being a shameless self-promoter, but nothing feels better than when folks actually get to experience for themselves the songs you have written. I hope you’ll give it a listen yourself. With the mind-blowing technological playground in which we live available to us all 24/7, writing songs and having them “out there” for the whole world to hear is just too irresistible. I hope you will follow my lead and create whatever it is that turns you on, whether it be music, art, photography, writing, you name it. Then, display it for all the world to see. It is as rewarding as it is addictive.

Grant Brad Gerver is an entrepreneur and creative consultant for Filibi, a classified and online coupon advertising site and home business. He’s also a YouTube Channel blues singer-songwriter and guitar player with The Buzzard Brothers. Additionally, Grant writes political humor, thousands of bumper stickers, and humorous movie reviews. He has also worked with various companies as a product-naming specialist. He’s a retired elementary school teacher and published children’s author who works in the health care field.